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The Apartment H series (links in description), follows The Hydra-Killing Pizza and Movies Party. Two significant moments from a day in Clint Barton’s apartment. “Significant” is a very subjective term. It’s the third morning in Clint’s apartment and Sam and Steve are valiantly-but-fruitlessly searching the fridge and pantry for some sort of food that isn’t cold pizza, leftover Chinese takeout, or cereal marketed toward children. Actually, it’s not quite a fruitless search: they have turned up a fruit salad and a bunch of bananas, which Steve grimaces at. “What?” Sam asks, turning them ove

(Part One link in description) What little glass that wasn’t already broken on the floor blows outward, along with a dozen other kinds of shrapnel, and Clint is flung into the wall, barely able to throw his arms up over his face in time. He hits the floor, hard, and then there is another explosion, somewhere over to his left, and then another, and that – that’s a self-destruct sequence, the building was rigged to blow and Burke must’ve set it off – Everything hurts and the world is silent but the floor underneath Clint is still vibrating with bomb after bomb going off. He needs to tell Stark that these hearing a

The Apartment H series, prequel to The Hydra-Killing Movie and Pizza Party (link in description). They’re the worst buddy cop movie ever, in that they’re not cops and they aren’t buddies, so it’s more like Die Hard if you squint and stand on your head, remove the hostages, cross your eyes, insert lots of Nazi terrorists… okay, Clint Barton’s life is not a movie but is kind of Star Wars-y with the guy with the metal arm. He sees the glint of sunlight off a sniper rifle scope on the next roof over and knows that his day just got about ten times more interesting. Although most people wouldn’t use the w

Post- Winter Soldier. In which Bucky is killing Hydra and trying to find himself, Sam and Steve are capturing Hydra and trying to find Bucky, and Clint Barton has the metaphorical lost-and-found box and also pizza It’s kind of a sign of the fucked-up’d-ness of the situation that Steve starts getting worried when Bucky isn’t killing people. Okay, okay, that’s not quite fair, Sam can sort of see where he’s coming from. They’re chasing a ghost by following the massive trail of dead bodies he’s leaving behind – they’re all Hydra who escaped the immediate collapse of SHIELD – bodies tha